This is rather amusing! Thanks, Eowyn.

What you do is you type "[Your name] is" in a Google search and see what you come up with. Stephanie is the most common name in the world, I'm serious... :P But I found some really funny ones:

Stephanie is: groggy, groggy.

Stephanie is the daughter of Prince Rainier of Monaco and his late wife Princess Grace. SWEET!! I REALLY AM A PRINCESS!!

Stephanie is like a rose in my garden. She needs more attention.

Stephanie is nearly blasted (or squashed) to kingdom-come when her day-old Porsche is blown up, igniting a garbage truck which topples onto the car.

Stephanie is so afraid of germs, she can't stop washing her hands. Okay, I'm not that OCD! :D

Stephanie is a professional bounty-hunter.

LOL! I like that. :D

-Stephanie, the groggy, obsessive-compulsive, princess bounty-hunter nearly killed by her exploding Porsche.